Reform School

So I found out what happens when you cast aspersions on the President of Red Sox Nation.

Wally the Green Monster shows up at your house in the middle of the night and takes you to NESN jail (located under their fine new broadcast center in Watertown, MA). And the only thing that can really describe that?


Bobble-boarding.





(Don't even ask abut the Crisco)






However, the ultimate cure for a Red Sox cynic?



So, having successfully completed Dr. Charles Steinberg Cure for Wayward Sox Fans (just wait you Dodgers fans) I am now allowed to post again.

(Also helps to remember your password.)